Hair-Brained Mind

My educational goals are to be just like Barbie. When you become a grown up you can make your Barbie dreams come true.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Barbie boycotts


Reasons to boycott Walmart - they sell Brokeback Mountain and they expanded the definition of immediate family to recognize domestic partnerships and civil unions. But the most important reason why this SUV homeschooling mom is going to boycott Walmart is she can't get this image out of her head every time she passes the toy department.


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Do you let your dc see nudity in art?


Put a sticky on it if it offends you. Ken puts sticky on nude pictures too.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Time to get cooking



jello sushi?
smores made with hamburger patties?
banana split with baked beans?
peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich?
liver merengue pie?

Friday, August 18, 2006

Barbie Invasion 1066 2006


Battle of Postings

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Parent Teacher Conference


At this forum, our policy's clear:
We do not use such language in here.
She's a help-meet
but "bitch" we'll delete
And she's "groomed" not "doggie-styled," dear.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You're so vain


I bet you think this blog is about you

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Barbie in Rome