Hair-Brained Mind

Barbie boycotts

2006-08-25T16:26:00.000-07:00

Reasons to boycott Walmart - they sell Brokeback Mountain and they expanded the definition of immediate family to recognize domestic partnerships and civil unions. But the most important reason why this SUV homeschooling mom is going to boycott Walmart is she can't get this image out of her head every time she passes the toy department.

Do you let your dc see nudity in art?

2006-08-24T12:45:00.000-07:00

Put a sticky on it if it offends you. Ken puts sticky on nude pictures too.

Time to get cooking

2006-08-20T19:00:00.000-07:00

jello sushi?
smores made with hamburger patties?
banana split with baked beans?
peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich?
liver merengue pie?

Barbie Invasion 1066 2006

2006-08-18T17:41:00.000-07:00

Battle of Postings

Parent Teacher Conference

2006-08-17T19:12:00.000-07:00

At this forum, our policy's clear:
We do not use such language in here.
She's a help-meet
but "bitch" we'll delete
And she's "groomed" not "doggie-styled," dear.

You're so vain

2006-08-16T18:56:00.000-07:00

I bet you think this blog is about you

Barbie in Rome

2006-08-15T14:36:00.000-07:00

What do you do all day?

2006-08-14T18:30:00.000-07:00

Emergency Shopping Help Needed!

2006-08-13T16:34:00.000-07:00

Ok, I'm not supposed to be here. I know. But I need help. So, I'm trying to purchase a . . . nighttime garment for . . . not sleeping in, and I can. not. find. anything even remotely not-ugly. Where on earth do you purchase such garments??

I went to Victoria's Secret. No. I'm looking for cute-fun-flirty (and stretch-mark-disguising), not junky-trashy-hoochie-mama. Then, fearing that I had simply turned into a staid old woman with no style at all, I went to the department stores. (Hecht's, Sears, etc.) No. I'm not *that* staid. What do I do? Where do I go?

My whole marriage has been a lie!

2006-08-11T15:01:00.000-07:00

I should have known something was wrong. I saw all the signs but I never did anything about it. Finally, I confronted him. It's true. He's been seeing another Barbie. What should I do?

Colon cleansing part two

2006-08-09T11:06:00.000-07:00

The greatest thing about being Barbie is that my poop doesn't stink!

What a surprise!

2006-08-07T13:10:00.000-07:00

Want to see my presents? I knew you would.

Jealous yet? You can get one from Wal-mart

And another present!

And I got a one year supply of....TAH DAH...

Now I can join the group of delicate women that discuss this topic on message boards. If you don't want to feel left out of these uplifting online conversations visit this website for more information: Blessed Herbs Website.

And after all those wonderful presents and colon cleansing discussions it was time to EAT!

Ken drank a little too much and thought that my colon cleanser was ice tea mix...

TO BE CONTINUED.

Should I homeschool my sister's kids?

2006-08-05T14:27:00.000-07:00

She's such a loser and my parents still like her more than they do me. She makes her kids deal drugs. She drinks. She asked me to homeschool her kids. What should I do? She got sentenced to six months in Malibu State Penitentiary. I'm so wonderful so I know what a good influence I could be on them. Homeschooling them would be only temporary.

Barbie in the Big House: Malibu State Prison

slide show documentary

I like being alone, don't you?

2006-08-05T08:24:00.000-07:00

I could be like Thoreau for a year and never miss the sound of a human voice. Is there anyone out there who understands any of this?

-Me!
-I'm exactly the same way
-I don't need to communicate.
-I'm an introvert too!
-Makes sense to me!
-I don't need other people very much either!
- Me too! Me too!

Oh my god. A pimple!

2006-08-05T08:02:00.000-07:00

I feel like a teenager or The BIGGEST zit in the world! HELP!

It seriously takes up half of my chin. Is there anything that I have at home that will magically... or almost magically zap this puppy and make it disappear? I don't have any zit stuff in the house (that I know of) and I don't want to go out... crazy weather here.

Want to hear my birth story?

2006-08-04T16:22:00.000-07:00

I know you were thrilled to listen to me for the last nine months tell you all about the birthing books I had read. Fascinating and inspiring stories! I didn't think I'd end up giving birth at home though.

I could give you every last detail of what happened to my body. But like they say, "A picture is worth a thousand words!" Ken is so proud and shares this picture with his co-worker, boss, and family. I thought I'd share it over the internet.

Birth is beautiful!

I need a medical opinion.

2006-08-03T20:06:00.000-07:00

I know. Tee hee. I'll ask strangers online!

Classical goddesses are watching you.

2006-08-03T15:24:00.000-07:00

From Mt. Olympus they peer down disdainfully at mortals.

Barbie, your soul is so beautiful. I wish I could be just like you.

Barbie loves her pet

2006-08-03T10:34:00.000-07:00

What kind of shampoo do you use?

What would Barbie do?

2006-08-03T09:36:00.000-07:00

Oh Barbie, my role model, behold me here at thy feet. From the bottom of my heart I am sorry for my messy house and poorly matched clothing, I have offended thee, who art infinitely good. I will die rather than offend thee again.

Barbie in the Burbs

2006-08-03T08:42:00.000-07:00

I'm afraid I won't get up in time! I'm not a morning person.

Lucky for Barbie she doesn't have to go to work. Phew!

Ken thinks she'll look great in this

What's for dinner? It's too hot to cook inside.

2006-08-02T15:32:00.000-07:00

Can't You Just Smell 'Em Cookin'? I Bet You Can. A dollop of Ken sauce is recommended.

Time out!

2006-08-02T13:08:00.000-07:00

She closes her eyes and ignores me when I try to reprimand her!

A convention!

2006-08-02T11:55:00.000-07:00

I'm just about to POP with excitement!
And I'm dying!!!! Oh my lands. It's going to be huge, just huge.

Anybody excited yet? I figure because of the location, it should draw from the surrounding states too. Oh my, this is going to be amazing.

Birthdays are fun!

2006-08-02T11:36:00.000-07:00

Her kung fu wery powah-ful

2006-08-02T00:20:00.000-07:00

western/logical/abstract vs. eastern/visual/spatial

Oh my god, Barbie has premarital sex!

2006-08-01T20:34:00.000-07:00

"I fell asleep thinking about Elizabeth and Essex together, what I had witnessed and what was right now taking place!"

I took my daughter to a tatoo parlor

2006-08-01T19:47:00.000-07:00

"when I felt this way (yucky crisis) I would shave my head - but now my hair is actually pretty"

I control every detail of my son's life.

2006-08-01T09:38:00.000-07:00

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Hans and I prefer hiking rather than movies. Hiking is wholesome.